Last night I was reading blogs. I was mostly looking at The Bloggess because she has about four blogs and it’s kind of hard to get bored of her.
And then I found this:
I’m not sure how I ended up on a sex toy website, but I did. And I found a dildo shaped like a bullet.
I assume it needed that shape to make your vagina feel badass.
Everyone wants a badass vagina.
By the way, I know Christmas is coming up. Do not get me a dildo. I’m not kidding. That would be weird even for me.
But if you see a strap-on and think “Hee-hee. She never said no strap-ons!” That would be a worse idea for you than for me. Giving me a penis, even a fake one (as opposed to a real one?) would be terrible for the people I know.
I already hate pants.
I think I just ruined Christmas.
Also, the bullet dildo is about $25. That’s apparently cheap for a dildo. Did you know there’s a dildo on the same website that costs $300? I think the one shaped like a bullet is a better deal.
Ladies, your vagina deserves the pride of feeling badass.